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Guess Who’s Not Coming To Dinner? A Harried Look at Holidays and Relatives
by Marjorie Dorfman
Do you believe it's almost that time of year again? Just when you thought you forgot about all that special tension and stress the holidays can bring, there they are, right smack in your face. Read on for one way to cope with them, albeit with a laugh or two in the process.
Mistletoe and Other Body Parts
by Marjorie Dorfman
What is the true story behind this mystifying and notorious little plant? Why is it associated with Christmas and kissing? Read on, if your inquiring mind dare to know.
New Years and A New Leaf . . . Good Grief!
by Marjorie Dorfman
Is it that annoying time of year again already? You know, that moment when you decide to never do this and always do that forever more. Well, stop right there and read on. It's time for a change, a revolution in resolutions and a few laughs as well!
Happy New Year: Chinese and Otherwise!
by Marjorie Dorfman
Do other cultures celebrate the new year differently or are we all more similar than we think? Read on and learn about some interesting holiday traditions, even if you don't feel like celebrating anything at all.
Halloween: Ghosts, Goblins and Lore with Gore
by Marjorie Dorfman
What does Halloween have in common with ancient Druid celebrations? How did the pumpkin come to be a part of this very strange celebration? Read on for some information, if you dare.
 How (Not) to Carve a Pumpkin: Some Halloween Words To The Wise
by Marjorie Dorfman
It is said there is a right and a wrong way to carve a pumpkin. Tried and true methods have come down to us through the ages but innovative mistakes seem to crop up every year. Read on and learn what to avoid this time; that is, if you dare!
St. Valentine’s Day: The True Story Behind the Love and Kisses, Chocolate and Otherwise
by Marjorie Dorfman
Why is mid February a time set aside to honor lovers? Why doesn't it happen in spring or summer when splendor can be had in the grass without overcoats? Read on for some answers, whether you believe in love or not.
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Prizewinning Bits of Wit
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money, and I can't remember what the second one is.
Mark Hanna, Ohio Republican, 1895
What we want is a story that starts with an eathquake and works its way up to a climax.
Sam Goldwyn
After eight thousand unsuccessful experiments on a nickel-iron storage battery:
Well, at least we know eight thousand things that won't work.
Thomas Alva Edison
I'm glad the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner.
Mark Twain
He had the sort of face that, once seen, is never remembered.
Oscar Wilde
Bachelor: A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Sholem Aleichem
I got all the schooling any actress needs, that is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts.
Hermione Gingold
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis.
James Agate
He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
Eugene Field
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
and . . . some more new definitions:
Bred: One brought up with a good attitude towards grains.
Butt: A conditional rear-end.
Catastrophe: When a cat displays good grammar.
Lexpionage: The sleuthing of new words and phrases.
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Humorous News items  from around the World
TWO DOGS GET MARRIED!
Clinton, Michigan (Detroit Free Press)
Two dogs have got married in front of 70 guests in a £700 ceremony in the US.
Two-year-old Bobby married Gracie, who's three, in their hometown of Clinton Township, Michigan, reports the Detroit Free Press.
Susan Laurer, 79, the owner of the groom, gave Bobby away to Gracie's owners, neighbours Frank and Cyndi Parise.
She said: "Bobby loved Gracie at first sight. Now they play together, walk together and fight together."
Bobby wore a top hat, black tuxedo and red bowtie, while Gracie, her nails painted pink, sauntered down the aisle in a puffy white gown.
"We are gathered here today," said Pastor Joseph DeRose of Evangel Christian Church in Roseville, "to celebrate the joining of the paws of Bobbie and Gracie on this beautiful Sunday."
After some brief remarks, DeRose announced: "Now I introduce to you, Mr. and Mrs. Bobby and Gracie Laurer."
During the reception that followed, the newlyweds dug into a two-tiered, bone-shaped cake with a pink heart in the centre.
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Eavesdroppings, or  "Did you hear that?"
Questions put to a park ranger at Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
"How much of the cave is underground?"
"So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?"
"Does it ever rain in here?"
"So what is this . . . just a hole in the ground?"
And at the Everglades National Park, a ranger was asked:
"Are the baby alligators for sale?"
"Where are the rides?"
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HEADLINERS
Girlie Mags Must Stay Abreast of the Net
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
Infertility Unlikely To Be Passed On
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Lack of Brains Hinders Research
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
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